RiDICKulous things I have done - Stole from Fiona

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink - the bar was swamped with my relatives, so I had to buy each them a drink. Soft drinks ok.
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain - Never again. NEVER.
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath - There was no electricity...so...
08. Said I love you and meant it - I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
09. Hugged a tree - hugged and carved my name. Kinda defeat the whole purpose of saving the nature huh? LOL
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris - Bunch of smelly cocks
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea - I was stranded in a kayak in the middle of the sea with whopping thunderstorms.
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise - A norm back in uni
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables - I have a bunch of red chilli plants in front of my house. And we had long beans too.
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars - Went camping and we had to sleep on top of a cliff. I felt closer to death than to the stars though..
20. Changed a baby’s diaper - I'm so glad my siblings don't use diapers anymore.
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity - I am poor and stingy!!
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope - While in the UK using my cousin's telescope. But it was so boring so we ended up snooping into peoples' houses. Heh heh heh.
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment - When I was having diarrhea..it was a torture I tell you.
27. Had a food fight - A few months ago, with my relatives. Using homemade whipped cream...and NO it was NOT tasty. Imagine having egg yolks splattered on your face and you couldn't get rid of the goddamn smell. Yeah.
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger - Don't you mean asked a stranger OUT?
30. Had a snowball fight - With my friends @ Genting. HAR HAR HAR. Do you remember it guys?
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can - Always..always.
32. Held a lamb - Do lamb chops count?
33. Seen a total eclipse - I think it was in 1996. And I was at school, with little retarded fuckers running around thinking it was the End of Days. Retards.
34. Ridden a roller coaster - Who hasn't? Oh wait, mother.
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - Guilty as charged.
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day - American; but it's a little over than just one day..it has been 6 years. HAR HAR HAR. Want to hear my American celup accent?
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment - Whenever I'm with him
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states - SOON!!
41. Taken care of someone who was too drunk
42. Had amazing friends - No. I HAVE amazing friends.
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign - Father, uncle and I stole that orange construction cone and made it ours. We still have the cone in front of our house. HEH HEH HEH.
46. Backpacked in Europe - Half way done :(
47. Taken a road-trip - Whole of Malaysia, ALMOST all of Europe, a QUARTER of Australia, a QUARTER of Indonesia, and Subang-Damansara. Hehe
48. Gone rock climbing - Never AGAIN. NEVER
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs.
57. Pretended to be a superhero - Everyday my friends. I am SuperToots, with The Boobage Powaa. LOL
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Posed nude in front of strangers - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken - 7 years and counting!
69. Toured ancient sites - China the Ancient Warriors and Medan, Indonesia. Where the headhunters lived! Hoorah!
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played a Computer game for more than 6 hours straight - He has converted me into geekazoid :(
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie - I was in a TV show a few months back!!!! Well, I still had to act, so what's the difference between a MOVIE huh huh huh. Thought so. Fuckers.
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice - We have one (shitty) little Venice in Genting. Does that count? HAR HAR HAR
80. Gotten a tattoo - Temporary tattoo of a rose on my breasteses. HAHAHA
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason - What can I say, I'm lovable to some. HAR HAR HAR
84. Performed on stage - I was a singer, a dancer and a musician. I is cool. Yep.
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark - Shark's fin count ah?
88. Had a one-night stand
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently - I is multilingual. Aliaism and Aliaguage
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking - I just give them The Finger. Har har har.
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldnt have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds - Still waiting!!
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Petted a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart - Served him right. HAR HARRRR HARRRR
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse - Ugly, smelly and horrible. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER.
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat - I was told it tastes like chicken. I don't remember who said it.
127. Eaten sushi - YUM
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about - Yes about him coming here. :D
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Petted a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions - Fuck HS. LONG LIVE UNI.
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language - In Paris. Those fuckers refused to use English. HEY American troopers, BOMB that country! GO GO
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream - I fell in love. The one thing that I thought I could never have.
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life - I saved his life from miseries, didn't I? HAR HAR HAR. ok ok, kidding, I lap u :x

And now I want you readers to highlight your "accomplishments". :D